Cows are EVIL creatures created by the DEVIL !

[Eric Coldo]

Cows are evil, they were created by the devil and are here for just
one purpose : to collect souls.

So stay away from cows or your sould will go to hell to be tortured
for all eternity.

Burn the cows and don´t touch them, call the inquisitors to destroy
these foul beasts NOW !

[Carl Zielinski]

Post by Eric Coldo
Cows are evil, they were created by the devil and are here for just
one purpose : to collect souls.
So stay away from cows or your sould will go to hell to be tortured
for all eternity.
Burn the cows and donŽt touch them, call the inquisitors to destroy
these foul beasts NOW !

Who Are You HERETICS???!!! Cows? Evil? You must be nuts, dude!
Just visit India if you need any more proof of their holiness!

[Zoe Schein]

Dude, you have some serious issues. Cows stealing souls? I think you
mean farmers shooting at you for tipping their cows. But that wont
take your soul. Just some blood and vital organs.

[unknown]

Post by Zoe Schein
Dude, you have some serious issues. Cows stealing souls? I think you
mean farmers shooting at you for tipping their cows.

That is being discussed in alt.cow.tipping
as we speak!